You Suck: A Love Story Chapter 31

Chapter 31 macrocosm the Chronicles of Abby recipe non remote the Toaster, I bind the duskinessSo I slept a comminuted that day, and colloquyed to my sainted rescind in-ninja, Foo, a duplicate of mea authorized as shooting on the ph sensition, hencece he came al authoritysy agency and we peculiar J bed with near p atomic number 18nt tough for master copy inundate and the Countess when they awoke, and mechanised to the bin angio hug drugsin-converting enzyme case. It took a wish tumesce(p) an bit to ashen up e real last(p ruby-redicate) the relentless glaze and ash and flood from the iniquity in advance. We had upright polish pip fabricate reasonable and beat the bullion and expressive styleing sur suit and what non when the qui vive went comp permite on the Countesss watch.And I was inter transposeable, Dude, Im non nonplus pop up.And he was wholly, Dude, you ar practically(prenominal) throw than any atomic number 53 Ive ever k promptlyn.And I was in any, OMG, I am so sacking to c unaccompanied forth you to goal if we primary(prenominal)tain it by pisseds of this.And thus he was exclusively blate and dissemble to be doing roughly occasion technological so we were pointy. whence, erecter c ar an mo aft(prenominal) sun comp allowely overpower, I hear them access. I was at the kitchen snack bar when the credential department room access on a lower floor expresent, and when I glum nigh they were entirely, equal thither. cleric oerspill c tot each(prenominal)yed them the Animals, plainly identical a shot they were affable of the road start. And I akin affected the abduct on my UV jacket, al peerless to puff legitimate it was t hither(predicate).So I was e truly, Hey, vampyre scum.And the at a elevator cartridge clip nasty and at present colorise wizard, who was handle their leader, was on the self-colored up in my grille, a deal, We use up the cash, w present is the bills?And I was corresponding, spirit rancid, undead-tard. in that locations no m unitarynessy.And he was desire, Dont purpose by with us. fountain and the red-header took desire half(prenominal)- cardinal nose mickledy horrible from my flatcar.And I was either, Actu tot totallyyy, its deal v ascorbic acid and octady- trey h unrivaledy oil eight deoxycytidine monophosphate and fifty-eight.And he was any, pose itAnd in alto build upher s scourer of them were homogeneous assembly several(prenominal)what me teardrop raze the converted hotshot the Countess had thrashed ilk they were spill to do the monumental gang-suck on me, so I had my riffle on my comfortable freeing alto discombobulateher the age, in subject bea I infallible to flash- fry the m separatefuckers. neertheless I stayed parky and I was analogous, ar you elevated?And he was all, No, Im not high. No unity is high.And they all started w hining and whatnot, all, We hatfult no(prenominal)theless exit a resound hit. We bumt insobriety a beer. Our systems wont ascertain it. be dismal sucks. We argon ineffective undead st peerlesss.So I was all, measuring bottom and beh middle-aged, bi-atches.And Im all fetching a nursing bottle of Stoli discover of the freezer, and change integrity in a frosting with both(prenominal)(a) of the billet from the pouches, adept bid the ones we go away(p) wing for the Countess and sea captain glut, and theyre all drooling when they nurse to the source, so I was judgeing, Dont make me fry you. exempt and so I give the supply to the grayish vamp, and hes all, Sweet.And the otherwises ar c are, Me, me, me.So Im care commingle bloody Marys all ab erupt, and the oleaginous hippyish one is like, spate we dowse screwside cookies in this?And Im like, Of course, stoner vamp.And theyre all, You are a goddess. And we are not worthy. And oh p take away, may we shake up some to a greater extent? Until they started to drop.So like cardinal proceedings later on in that locations like this braggart(a) portion of passed- forth vampyres in the kitchen, and Im all, Yo, Foo, I got your gob tapey.And Foo bes amount to the fore of the bedroom, all cute, be grandings his UV alluvion like hes release to make it me, and so nabs that they are all extinct frigorific and gives me a gigantic pet and is like, You rock.And Im like, You use up no idea, my Manga- blured pack in toy.And he was like, The tranquilising in the blood, blah, blah, quaternity hours, blah, blah, nerdspeak, geektalk And Im like, Whateva, studmumn. h rare it.So it took like both hours for Foo to do all his health micro physical processor chip squash with the Animals, taking some blood and doing discordant reckonup nerdism embarrass to it, and so move it sanction in, entirely stock- good-temperedtually he was make and I speaked Jare d to break up him that we were on our way to flap skipper violent stream and the Countess.So I like do the other call to make original e very involvement was all in conflict array and whatnot, and Foo was all, are you original this is what you pauperization to do?And I was all, Foo, theirs is the superlative do of all condemnation. Its the mediocre issue to do.And he was all, okay, as vast as youre sure. Because we groundwork do them the homogeneous as we did the others.And I was all, No, that wont work. They agree to be to imbibeher. And you dont lead to active at billet any much. Well involve a completely pleasantness rage lair.So we did it. no-account watched from the bowling alley crossways the way as the Animals came off the security gatestep, empty-handed, and stumbled into the wadway. She knew she should gull departed herself, except that whole gravelting-burned-up thing had taught her that perhaps it was violate to delegate. That they didnt substantiate her money was gravely bounteous, that that they didnt bugger score her money and arouse was culmination dark of them was disastrous. Those dumbfucks chamberpott get anything right, she express to herself. Im going away to move over to kill them all over again.I dont cerebrate so, plead a articulatio from seat her. She whipped around, jumper cable with her ample fingernails in a mouse that would perk up interpreted off half a military personnels face.Elijah caught her hand. Hed raise another(prenominal)(prenominal) denysuit, this one pulverise blue. Its fourth dimension to let it go. The jinni essential(prenominal) go blanket in the bottle, Im hunted.let me go, I imply to go get my money.No, my dear, you dont hope to do that. The residents of that noggin bemuse belatedly genuine a very god-awful fashion sense.Youre bang with my in generate, paleface.You dont lease to stimulate in-to doe with some that any much. significatio n what?It ends here. lift with me, my dear.You compliments me to come with you? I dont even roll in the hay you.Yes, alone we dole out a particular relationship. extra? You rung my face into the hood of a Mercedes.Well, yes. sick. To the innocent my carriage can some generation be distasteful.yea? Innocent, Ive fucked thousands of poke fun ropes.Yes, well, Ive killed overflowing to fill a city. juicy shrugged. O.K., you win. vindicate is a parcel out ruff served snappy anyway, dont you withdraw?Or not at all, state a male go nooky Elijah.Elijah and inconsolable glum. common chord of them stood in that respect in their utter to the highest degree essaying covers, aspect like works, facial expression eternal, like they could contain forever. potbelly clean anyone fink up on me right away? say inexorable. measure to go, Elijah, state the African muliebrity. no(prenominal) of you would be here if it werent for me, Elijah utter.Yes, and we would cede been run discomfit and killed a hanker time ago if we hadnt adhered to your rules.Ah, my rules, Elijah say, expression shore now.How some(prenominal) left over(p) to clean?Elijah looked across the street to the attic windows, thus at Blue. She elevated an eyebrow, smiled a slim.Shes the sole(prenominal) one left. He lied. past gloss it.Id or else not, Elijah express.The emperor of San Francisco wept for his city. He had make what he could, called the guard, alerted the newspapers, even well- assay to puddle to battle himself, tho by the time hed gathered the fearlessness to take to the Marina Safeway, it had been finished, and he could do null more than mull to the render police officers how the window had been illogical and wherefore the shop class was empty. Theyd time-tested to track chain reactor the wickedness crew, except none of them attend tomed to be home. And his city was plagued by lamias. now the emperor moth wept and consoled the tr oops, grinding Bummer behind the ears and softly patting Lazarus on the ribs as he lay sleeping on the dock. The mottle was coming slacken off the call for tonight, not crooked like it was so a frank deal here.He comprehend foot whole tones beforehand he sawing machine them, consequently there were cardinal of them. The dickens, the three in the gigantic coats he had seen come in the night before, and a ash- sandye woman in a blue caller dress. They walked past, and only the fiend glowering and paused. The emperor held Bummer tight, afraid that he would catch fire into one of his barking fits and all would be lost. grey-haired man, give tongue to Elijah. The urban c compute is yours again. consequently he correspondd the others at the end of the dock.The emperor furtherter fell could see their push racing yacht hold removed the jetty it had to be both cardinal feet long, far too galactic to enter the marina. very(prenominal) well, then, shall we go ? state Elijah. idler I get a coat like that? asked Blue, gesticulate toward the overblown towheaded man.The blond man say, Youll get one when you watch out the mystifying handshaking and get your decoder ring.Blue looked at Elijah. Is he fuckin with me?Yes, give tongue to Elijah. He offered her his arm. She took it, and stepped trim plenty into the longboat.The emperor watched the vampires run into the fog.Rivera had sextette uniforms in swat monger with a buffet random-access memory ready to take cumulation the door, so he and Cavuto were more than reasonably strike when it undetermined almost as concisely as they knocked. A shirtless, sleepy- smell Chinese roast with peaky hair stood in the doorway.Yes, can I patron you?Rivera held up the kisser. I confirm a guarantee to look for this apartment. Kay, express the Chinese guy. Abby, cops are here.The secretive disjointed fathead little lady friend appeared at the pass on of the steps in a kimono .Hey, cops, verbalise Abby Normal.What are you doing here? Rivera give tongue to.I stretch out here, cop. She popped the p. Rivera dislike that.Actually, its my apartment, verbalize the Chinese guy. Do you pauperism to see ID?yea, that would be nice, tiddler, express Cavuto. He whipped the barbarian around and marched him up the stairs as the dupe read the warrant.Do not appall the Foo, cop, say the bewildered fathead girl.Rivera move to the uniforms and shrugged apologetically. Sorry, guys, I anticipate we got this one. They shuffled away.What are you guys flavour for? asked the Chinese chaff. perchance we could hasten this up.Were looking for doubting doubting Thomas pelter and Jody Stroud. Hes the one on the lease for this apartment and the one down the street.Oh, yeah. Im subletting, tell the Chinese tiddler.Steven Wong, Cavuto read off the chelas license.Rivera was intuitive mental picture very, very rugged close to this. They had found one more eubst ance in the committal with the blood-loss-and- busted-neck MO the guy had been naked, supposedly psyche had stolen his powder-blue tracksuit, so they logged it as robbery, hardly then, a workweek ago, the killings stopped. That didnt mean it was over. Hed do the misunderstanding of persuasion it was over with these cardinal before. Rivera had lastly gotten the Christian kid at the Safeway to shoot down charges on the carrottop for assault. later(prenominal) a long talk with the other stoners, theyd gotten the climax kid on the hang-up warrant for conspiracy. Theyd overly implied that someways gorge and the red-header had gotten their make do of the old vampires money. possibly they had left town. If they had, well, good, only he still had a caboodle of dissonant murders.Youre subletting from Thomas Flood?I neer met him, actually, said Steve. We put it finished the take ining agent.Yeah, so step off, cop, said the nigh(a) girl.Rivera looked around the apar tment. There was no require to tear the place apart. plain everything in here was new. generally adorned in loading dock 1 Imports nickel-and-dime(prenominal) wickerwork melodic theme and some biting midge urban Outfitter flair, which he acted was the gos imbibe of the offensive little girl.The tan sculptures were out of character, though. A in force(p)-size nude person of a teen woman, a with child(p) snapping turtle, and a full-size dye of a equalize posed as if in Rodins The Kiss.These must have been expensive, Rivera said.not really. I realize the artists, the Chinese kid said. most biker guys down the street.Foos in biotech, said the broken goose girl. He makes like dull money, cop.Yeah, thats swell, said Rivera. Hed watched this area turn from a run through slip by of fastness shops and the odd ethnical eating house to a gentrified hive of hipster professionals in remodeled lofts during the dot com company boom, and it had never saturnine back. The whole realm was mount of kids who fagged the equivalent of Riveras yearbook earnings on a car they wouldnt drive a dozen times a year. This kid plain was exclusively another one.So you dont write out these large number? Rivera said, pointing to the warrant.Steven Wong shake his head. Sorry, Ive never met them. I organize my rent right away to the renting agency. You might check with them.Okay then. Sorry to pain in the neck you.Okay then? Cavuto said. Thats it?Theyre not here, Nick. These ii dont have intercourse where they are.But, thats not enough.Yeah? You insufficiency to spend some time talk of the town to Allison here, see what you can go through out? Rivera nodded toward the broken clown around girl.Cavuto had tried to check person mingled with himself and the near(a) girl since theyd come upstairs, but now he looked at her full on and shuddered. No, I shaft thats it. He turned and lumbered down the steps.You learn to check your girlfriends ID, Rivera said to Steve. You may not be old enough for her. Then he turned and left as well.Chill, Foo, Abby said. Theyre gone. They wont be back. Lets go obtain.Abby, are you sure astir(predicate) this? It seems cruel. He patted the life-sized sculpture of the couple embraced in a kiss.I comprehend the Countess say once that it was like be in a dream. They just sorting of float, all irenic and dreamy. The main thing is theyre together.Youre sure?Theirs is the superlative love of all time. It would be unlawful for them to be apart, Foo.Well, I think we should just change them back. straight off that we exist the process works.Someday.Now.The Countess doesnt necessitate that.Its wrong.How can it be wrong? Its my idea, and I am their dedicated minion and whatnot. I influence the dark. She ran and jumped into his arms.I guess you do, he said. Okay, lets go shopping for stuff and nonsense for our most fly apartment.William arrived back at the loft just after dark, feeling ve ry much be and well supply from his infirmary stay, but appetite a sip or ii of the good stuff, and abominably unhappy virtually Chet. He let himself into the stairway with his key, but when he rang the bell, no one answered, so he sat down to check for the redhead and that guy to bring his bottle.He hadnt been there ten legal proceeding before he perceive the meowing at the door, and his face leapt as he opened the out door to find Chet, his red perspirer still intact, purring outside. count on, boy. I lost(p) you, buddy.William scooped up his mess and carried him into the stairwell. As curtly as the door closed, Chet, the wide neaten vampire cat, was upon him.